On the 11th of August Dr_Seuss one of the oldest most well known names on the darknet made an announcement on his subreddit that his USA Distributor had gone missing. They are one Distributor of the “Tribeseuss” brand which includes countries such as the United Kingdom Germany Russia and South Africa.

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Dear Subtribers,

I wish I was posting here under better circumstances, but unfortunately I am writing to you about a rather difficult situation we have found ourselves in.

Basically, for the past week, I have not had contact from our USA shipper, and I am beginning to worry a bit now.

I have been in quite a frustrating situation, because before they went away, I reprimanded them about a mixup with a really important order from my outlet, rather lost my temper at them, and and told DS USA to shut down the Outlet.

There have been problems with delays for ages at DS USA, and I had recently concluded that they must just not be sending packs out on time basically, because the Admin showed me some inconsistencies between shipping time and Label Created time which made no sense. Then after this messed up order, which was an important one for me, I just had enough basically and called them out on it.

But since then I have only heard from them once, which was now a week ago, and I am getting worried that this could be more than them just blanking me because I got angry, and could be something worse.

The circumstances surrounding them going dark on me have really muddied the waters here, thus my indecision about what to do about it thus far. But I am now just feeling like it has been too long, I still have no idea what is actually going on, and anything could have happened. Maybe I read the situation completely wrong and people could be at risk here as a result.

So right now I am taking the decisions to reach out to customers, because for all I know there could be an OPSEC risk here, and drops could be burnt. And I am also going to put TS on full lockdown until we figure out what is going on. All records will be wiped, full NETSEC review, full OPSEC review, etc etc, as we have done in the past when things have been uncertain. Then when I know everything is clean and clear across the board, we will investigate the situation with the shipper further.

Admins will still be available at all Outlets while this is going on to discuss any orders still in progress, or to address any questions or worries you might have. I will still be at The Doctor Outlet too, but I am also going to be busy running damage control on the back end, so please excuse me if I am not able to reply as quickly as I would like to, and I will also be dropping in here to leave canaries daily.

I am really sorry that I have not addressed this sooner. I feel like I have slipped up here big time and just gone on my assumptions and suspicion instead of taking it more seriously from the outset. I should have assumed the worst and acted appropriately to take precautions rather than just waiting for them to show up and I now feel really bad about it.

This will no doubt cause FUD. But, I Fear I have read this situation all wrong, I am Uncertain of what is actually going on, and I am Doubting my previous assumptions, so I need to say something at this point.

I am hoping this is what I think it is, they will come back, and I will be able to give the all clear. But as things stand I am left with no choice but to warn people that I think it's time to clean house and get safe in case something worse has happened.

Again, my apologies. I feel like I have let you guys down and let The Tribe down here, but I have just being trying to do my best in what has been a really difficult situation.

I hope you can understand, and please forgive me for what I feel has been too slow of a response time here.

Have a good weekend, and please stay safe everyone.

Love and blessings, DS

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Dr_Seuss has since updated with a signed key:

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Dear Subtribers,

Good morning.

Sorry I forget yesterday!

Here is yet another canary.

All quiet on the western front.

Nothing new to report.

I do not expect to have anything new to report any time soon.

Apologies, but I could really do with some downtime myself here.

I hope you are all well.

Have a good week, and stay safe.

Love and blessings, DS

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With this it is clear Dr_Seuss is stepping away from vending for an unspecified period, as one of the most reputable LSD vendors leaves the scene questions arise as to who will fill the demand for LSD in his absence, whether there will be an increase in dangerous alternatives marketed as real LSD and the more worrying concern that his vacation may be permanent.

We reached out to Dr_Seuss but did not respond to our request for comment.